God Will Help Us

One day, a man was drowning
in the water.
And a boat came by and said,
'' Do you need any help?''
He said, '' No, thank you.
God will save me.''
Then another boat came by.
Said, '' Do you need any help?''
And he said, '' No, thank you.
God will save me.''
Then he drowned,
and he went to heaven.
And he said, ''God,
why didn't you save me?''
And God said, '' I sent you
two big boats, you dummy.''